
Game Overview
A hostile, ever-changing galaxy turns every voyage into a frantic fight for survival, whether you captain alone or bring three friends along for the chaos. This Means Warp is a co-op roguelite that wears its FTL influence openly, but trades pause-and-plan tension for real-time crew management and a more playful cartoon presentation. Each run sends your ship across a branching star map packed with battles, hazards, shops, and uncertain opportunities. The mood stays funny and colourful, yet the consequences are harsh: lose the ship and the expedition is over.
Combat revolves around keeping a damaged vessel operational while trying to dismantle an enemy’s systems first. Players race between rooms to man weapons, restore shields, repair broken equipment, put out fires, and respond to boarding threats, making coordination as important as aiming the guns. Between encounters, you choose routes through the sector and spend earned resources on new weapons, upgrades, and systems that shape the ship’s strengths. Solo captains can fill roles with AI crew, while local and online co-op supports up to four players, turning high-pressure decisions into either satisfying teamwork or loud, accidental disaster.
Procedural maps and shifting loot ensure that a successful build in one run may be useless in the next, encouraging players to adapt rather than rely on a fixed strategy. Its strongest feature is the way it converts the familiar spaceship-management formula into a shared multiplayer scramble, where someone is always desperately needed at the shields or engine room. The accessible controls and bright visuals make it easy for newcomers to join, although surviving later sectors demands quick prioritisation and a crew willing to communicate. Fans of FTL, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, and co-op roguelites find a compact but demanding space adventure here, especially if they enjoy recovering from disasters just as much as causing them.
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Installation
- Select the Download button at the top of this page to open UploadHaven.
- On UploadHaven, wait for any countdown, then select Free Download. Optional: UploadHaven Pro for faster downloads.
- When complete, extract the archive to a This Means Warp folder using 7-Zip.
- Open the extracted folder and start the game normally.
- For errors, check Setup Guide & Troubleshooting below. Keep your security software enabled.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core i7-8550U (4 * 1800) or equivalent / AMD Ryzen 7 2700U (4 * 2200) or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 or equivalent / Vega 10 or equivalent
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Setup Guide & Troubleshooting
How do I fix missing DLL errors for This Means Warp (v1.0)?
After extracting This Means Warp (v1.0), navigate to the _Redist or _CommonRedist folder inside the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and any other dependencies included.
What should I do if the downloaded file is corrupted?
The full archive is 320.77 MB — make sure your download completed fully before extracting. Use 7-Zip to extract the files. If you still see a "file corrupted" error, re-download and try again.
Do I need to run the game as administrator?
Usually, no. Start the game normally from the extracted folder. If you see a permissions or save error, check that the folder is writable and follow the game's documented fix. Only grant administrator access when a trusted game's specific setup requires it.
How do I update my GPU drivers for this game?
The game won't launch — what should I try?
Check that extraction completed and your PC meets the system requirements. Note any error message before choosing a fix. If it identifies a missing runtime, install the required DirectX components or Microsoft Visual C++ Redistributable from Microsoft.
My antivirus is blocking the game — is it safe?
A warning needs to be investigated; the download source alone cannot confirm that a file is safe. Keep your security software enabled and review the detection details. Do not run or restore a flagged file unless you have verified that it is a false positive. If you are unsure, leave it quarantined.