Toastercide

A sentient kitchen appliance turns household clutter into a lethal obstacle course in this fast, absurd action-platformer. You play an assassin toaster working for the Intelligent Countertop Association, sent to eliminate targets by reaching them and knocking them into bathtubs. The premise is deliberately ridiculous, but the challenge is serious: every room becomes a dangerous physics playground filled with water, armed guards, suspicious bystanders, and hard surfaces that can abruptly end a run. Its tone lands somewhere between slapstick comedy and focused speedrunning intensity.

Movement revolves around firing your power cord at objects in the environment. Connected to powered items, the cord yanks the toaster forward at high speed; attached to unpowered furniture and fixtures, it becomes a swinging rope for redirecting momentum and threading through tight spaces. Slowing time gives you a brief chance to line up difficult grapples, avoid bullets, or correct a disastrous trajectory, though fast completion demands learning to use it efficiently rather than relying on it constantly. Missions take place in varied, compact locations, from dorm rooms and suburban houses to Santa’s workshop and a surreal historical Dallas setting, each built around hazards, patrols, and risky shortcuts.

Collectible toast unlocks extra abilities that dramatically reshape routes, including dashes, teleports, temporary invulnerability, projectile attacks, and position-swapping tricks. Those powers are not merely upgrades; they create room for inventive combinations and substantial time saves once you understand a level’s layout. The two-button foundation makes the controls easy to grasp, while momentum management, advanced swinging techniques, and three-star time targets give the game a high skill ceiling. Toastercide fits players who enjoy the precision movement of speedrunning platformers and physics-driven chaos, especially anyone who likes shaving seconds off repeatable challenge stages rather than slowly exploring a large world.